FAQ

Shopping

What is with the Amazon links all over?

These are Amazon Affiliate Links. Buying items on Amazon via these affiliate links costs you NOTHING MORE than what you would normally pay. Amazon pays me a small amount for sending you their way which helps me out (hosting this site alone is no where near free).

Will my transaction be safe and secure?

Yes. To ensure your payment information stays secure we only use trusted payment gateways through Shopify. Your payment information is not stored here.

I can find cheaper stuff elsewhere.

Great. I am a big believer in you get what you pay for. 

Something to keep in mind, especially with custom work...

I offer 3 types of services:
Good. Cheap. Fast.

You can only pick two.

Good & Cheap —> Won’t be Fast
Fast & Good —> Won’t be Cheap
Cheap & Fast —> Won’t be Good*

* I am not in the business of producing sub-par quality work.

If you think it costs too much, please try to make one yourself so we don’t have to.
— Christopher Schwarz

 

Newsletter

Why should I subscribe to the mailing list? I hate SPAM.

I hate SPAM too. I will keep the emails to a minimum (unlikely to go beyond 1 per month unless I have a really good reason which is unlikely).

Unique projects that aren’t likely to get more than one made will be for sale via the newsletter. Also in the rare event I have a sale, it will be the first (and often the only) place it will be announced.

How did you get my email?

The only emails on my mailing list are emails that are submitted on this site - and if you opt in. The site has had an email signup for 7+ years before I sent my first one.

I will never buy emails from 3rd parties, and I definitely won’t sell or give out anyone’s email on my list. My marketing friends raise their eyebrow at this but that’s fine.